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Post by benjisbabyboo on Jul 18, 2005 14:18:51 GMT
oh my, I am so offended.. arent I famous enough for you to know it? it's "Depressed Child (or Dark Creature) Of The Night". proof I was once a dumbass 12 year old. i'm oh so sorry to have offended the great *D*C*O*T*N*. thanx now i can sleep at night knowing. lol
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Post by americanpsycho on Jul 18, 2005 16:39:29 GMT
Man, oh man.. you offended Kate? I suggest you hide and get yourself a bodyguard and high security around the house...
-- Late one night a drunk guy is showing some friends around his brand new apartment. The last stop is the bedroom, where a big brass gong sits next to the bed.
"What's that gong for?" the friend asks him.
"It's not a gong," the drunk replies. "It's a talking clock."
"How does it work?"
The guys picks up a hammer, gives the gong an ear-shattering pound, and steps back.
Suddenly, someone on the otherside of the wall screams, "For God's sake, you as*hole...it's 3:30 in the god damn morning!"
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Post by benjisbabyboo on Jul 19, 2005 17:08:44 GMT
^^ niiice
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Post by DCOTN on Jul 22, 2005 3:38:55 GMT
henhen.
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whyzshortpunk
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it's better to be pisted off then to be pisted on
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Post by whyzshortpunk on Jul 22, 2005 18:43:34 GMT
ok so why did the dog run away??
cause your food stinks
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Post by DCOTN on Jul 22, 2005 19:08:12 GMT
wow... that... uh, no.
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Post by americanpsycho on Jul 26, 2005 3:23:33 GMT
hahaha. I love crummy jokes, for some odd reason.
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Post by DCOTN on Jul 26, 2005 23:56:51 GMT
I love your icon, chelleman.
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allison
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benji
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Post by allison on Jul 28, 2005 18:53:28 GMT
hey I Didnt Know You.............i love the hillary duff thing it is so hard its hardcause i hate her did u no that slut and joel r going out *throws hillary duff off a clif* wont have2 worry about that any more
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Post by americanpsycho on Jul 28, 2005 21:20:55 GMT
*shoots self because of comment above*
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Post by Corleone ‘72 on Jul 28, 2005 21:52:28 GMT
yeah, and then they're going to get married and have lots of babies. All while you waste your time being jealous and full of hate for the sole reason that she has joel and you don't. grow up.
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Post by Kay on Jul 28, 2005 22:10:37 GMT
HEY... There is nothing wrong with being jealous!
But that has got to be the stupidest comment...
*lyk3 CoMp3t3lY d3is!11!1onetwo!* *twitch*
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Post by benjisbabyboo on Aug 1, 2005 20:37:53 GMT
hey I Didnt Know You.............i love the hillary duff thing it is so hard its hardcause i hate her did u no that slut and joel r going out *throws hillary duff off a clif* wont have2 worry about that any more my names Dee. i think i should seriously change my display name to Dee b/c every ones always like 'oh, I Didn't Know You... bla, bla, bla' or, in the olden days 'oh, benjis... baby... thing...' << that one was my favourite
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Post by benjisbabyboo on Aug 1, 2005 20:39:18 GMT
*shoots self because of comment above* no!!! *starts crying* n e wayz.... i forgot the joke i was gonna tell... maybe i'll remember l8rs...
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Post by Kay on Aug 3, 2005 3:28:15 GMT
I found this on another website. I laughed so hard while i was reading it... So, i figured i'd share it. I didn't wanna make a whole new thread for it, so i'll just post it here.
Crowd: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! *Crowd stops chanting and sits down.* Jerry: Alright welcome to the show. Our first guest is Tony and he’s upset because his best friend is sleeping with his sister. Crowd: Ooooooooooooooooooo! *Tony nods and Jerry re-reads his cue card to make sure he got the information right.* Jerry: That’s it? *Jerry looks at Steve, who shrugs his shoulders.* Tony: No that’s not it Jerry. Joel has been sleeping with my sister and I don’t like that. Nobody touches my sister you know? *Jerry nods.* Tony: So to get back at Joel for deflowering my little sister, I deflowered his little angel of a brother, Benji. And let me tell you something, Jerry. Benji ain’t no angel anymore. Crowd: Oooooooooooooo! Jerry: We never get angels on our show. We’ve given up hope. Tony: Good cause, Jerry. He’s by far the dirtiest lover I have ever had in my life and I’ve been around, you know? Crowd: Tony! Tony! Tony! Tony! *Tony gets up and the lights dim. He lifts his shirt up and swivels his hips, squatting down as he takes his shirt off. The lights turn back on and he sits down.* Jerry: Okay um... Well so Joel has no idea that you and Benji have been sleeping together? Tony: I’m not done yet, Jerry. Jerry: There’s more? Tony: There’s more. Jerry: There’s always more. I don’t know why I thought you were done. Continue. Tony: Joel and I used to be an item. *Jerry nods* Tony: So we used to mess around and shit but it just got kinda old. I got sick of hearing the same voice moaning my name every time he came. I got sick of feeling the same hands caress me gently in the dark depths of the night, I needed something different. So, I went to his twin brother. And that’s why I’m with Benji now. *silence from everyone* Jerry: Okay so, you got sick of his voice and his hands, so you went to his twin brother? *Tony nods proudly.* Jerry: It’s my understanding that twins have the same voice and the same hands. Tony: But it’s all in how you use it Jerry! *Tony gets out of his chair, the lights dim, and he starts humping air as he takes his pants off. When he’s done, he calmly returns to his seat and sits quietly as the lights turn back on.* Jerry: Uh... Huh... Well Joel has been watching backstage so, let’s bring him out. Here’s Joel! *Joel runs out and tackles Tony* Tony: Eh! *Joel stops choking Tony and looks over him as the security guards begin to approach.* Joel: Have you been working out? Tony: What? *Joel touches Tony’s stomach* Joel: Your abs... They’re so firm... Tony: Yeah I’ve been doing some sit ups and whatnot. Joel: At the gym? Tony: Yeah. Joel: Do you take Benji with you? Tony: Sometimes. Joel: You son of a bitch! *Joel punches Tony in the face and the guards pull him away.* Joel: You take him to OUR gym?! Tony: Yeah and you know what Joel? He loves it! He even uses your locker! *Joel gasps* Tony: We’re over Joel! You dumped me for my sister remember?! Joel: Yeah and she braids my hair better than you ever could! *Tony gasps* Tony: What is she better in bed than I am too?! *pause* Joel: No... Actually she’s not really that good. *Tony nods* Tony: That’s right bitch. Joel: God I miss you calling me that. Tony: What? Bitch? Joel: Yeah. Do you call Benji that? Tony: Sometimes. Joel: YOU WHORE! *Joel jumps at Tony again and tackles him. Tony rolls so he’s on top of Joel and he pins his arms above his head.* Joel: You’re so dominant. Remember when we used to role play and I would be the weak whipping boy and you were the knight in shining armor who whisked me away to a life of heated passion? Tony: Yeah. Joel: Do you do that with Benji? Tony: Sometimes. Joel: Slut! *Joel knees Tony in the crotch and punches him.* Tony: Eh! Jerry: This isn’t going anywhere. Let’s bring Benji out! *Benji walks out, confused and stands watching his brother and his lover fighting.* Joel: Benji you little dope fiend bitch! I’m gonna kick your ass! Benji: Oh yeah? Uh... Your face! *Everyone pauses and looks at Benji in confusion.* Benji: You know... Your face? Like, you’re gonna kick my ass and I’m gonna kick your face? *Still silence. Benji sighs.* Benji: Bring it on bitch! *Joel runs at Benji and tackles him. Tony runs over to the stripper pole and begins swinging around on it, humping it and dancing erotically.* Jerry: I think we need to go to a break. *Joel is grabbing Benji’s hair, pulling it roughly* Benji: Egh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Jerry: Stay tuned.[/i]
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