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Post by Walking Contradiction on Jul 4, 2005 21:42:10 GMT
Two men walk into a bar which is stupid because the second one should have known better...
So this guy walks into a bar carrying this little guy playing a piano...The Bartender is amazed so he asks the guy "Who that's cool where did you get that ?" The guy says "There is a Genie outside that will give you anything you ask for." So the bartender runs outside and sure enough there is a Genie outside... " I would like a million bucks!" The bartender says to the Genie and there is a puff of smoke and the Bartender walks back inside looking extremely mad... "What's wrong?" The guy asks him... "That stupid Genie gave me a million ducks! I said a million bucks!" The bartender says outraged... So the guy turns to him and says " Well do you think I asked for a twelve inch pianist?"
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Im In L.O.V.E
Movin' On
everybody will be left out....
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Post by Im In L.O.V.E on Jul 5, 2005 0:47:29 GMT
that one is so fucking funny !!
its realy stupid and i didnt get it at first but it was funny when i got it!
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*really stupid name here*
I'm new - Poke me
"I think you've been haning around GC to much. You're like a thug now."
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Post by *really stupid name here* on Jul 7, 2005 20:10:54 GMT
that's funny. i told my blonde friend that. and even she got it...
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Post by benjisbabyboo on Jul 11, 2005 15:07:33 GMT
ok, i'm still trying to get the frog and scopian story... or whatever you call it.....
i don't get it...
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Post by americanpsycho on Jul 11, 2005 17:24:58 GMT
ok, i'm still trying to get the frog and scopian story... or whatever you call it..... i don't get it... it's not really a joke.. It's more of a story.. and it's from the movie 'The Crying Game'.. Basically, it's saying that if you grow up with something always happening around you [in the scorpion's case, stinging things], then that's all you'll know, and you yourself will do it, even if it destroys your life in the process.. He stung the frog when they were in the middle of a lake. It's in his nature to sting things, so he did it, even though it killed him in the process, because scorpions can't swim..
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Post by Walking Contradiction on Jul 11, 2005 18:51:07 GMT
Okey so these three moms go to pick up their children from day care...When they walk in they are greeted by the owner... The owner says to the first woman " You are obsessed with money that's why you named your kid Penny..." The owner says to the second woman " You are obsessed with food that is why you named your kid cookie..." But before he gets to the third woman she has grabbed her and and is heading to the door and she says "Come on Dick lets go.."
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Post by benjisbabyboo on Jul 12, 2005 16:14:47 GMT
ok, thanx... i got the story now......
oh, yea, that last joke was funny!
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Post by americanpsycho on Jul 13, 2005 16:41:56 GMT
A guy walks into the psychologist's office wearing only shorts made from Saran wrap. The psychologist looks at him and says, "Well, I can clearly see your nuts."
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Post by DCOTN on Jul 13, 2005 18:08:25 GMT
niiiiiice.
and haha, the scorpion and frog story.. more of an inside joke...
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Post by benjisbabyboo on Jul 14, 2005 2:32:52 GMT
good one, physco....
ok, i know, random, but this one has been puzzleing me: DCOTN, what does ur name stand 4? i've been tryin to figure it out...... hope its not rude 2 ask.....
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Post by americanpsycho on Jul 15, 2005 23:31:01 GMT
haha.. everyone asks her that..
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Post by DCOTN on Jul 16, 2005 23:44:23 GMT
oh my, I am so offended.. arent I famous enough for you to know it?
it's "Depressed Child (or Dark Creature) Of The Night".
proof I was once a dumbass 12 year old.
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Post by americanpsycho on Jul 18, 2005 5:05:21 GMT
EEK! Kate's a vampire *hides*
And I'm still a dumbass at age 15..
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Post by americanpsycho on Jul 18, 2005 5:08:18 GMT
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another and stayed put.
He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational. In a complete loss of composure he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.
A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet. As the drunk stood there staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard who watched the whole incident walked up and asked,"What the heck is going on?"
The drunk, still staring down, replied: "I think I just beat the crap out of a ghost."
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Post by Kay on Jul 18, 2005 10:31:58 GMT
Bahahaha.
That's something to start off my day thinking of. haha.
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