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Post by PublicEyeSuicide on May 12, 2005 11:36:18 GMT
i have some blonde jokes, ok here it goes:
why did the mirror have six holes in it? because the blonde tried to shoot herself.
what do brittney spears and barbie have in commom? there both blonde, brainless, and made out of plastic.
why did the blonde get pulled over by the police? her headlights weren't working so she was flashing people.
four blonde's are driving a minivan when it goes over a cliff. the tragedy is, the minivan could of held eight.
a blonde walks in to a store looking for a t.v. she finds one and goes checks out. the store manger said "sorry we sell things to blondes." so she went home and dyed her hair brown walks in again and gets the t.v. then the manager said "sorry, we don't sell things to blonde's." so she went home again and dyed her hair red. she goes and gets the t.v. and the manager says "sorry we don't sell things to blonde's" "how do you know i'm a blonde?" she asked "because that's not a t.v. that's a microwave."
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Post by DCOTN on May 12, 2005 17:25:45 GMT
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Bluey
Footloose
How could you ever hate such a sweatheart?
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Post by Bluey on May 18, 2005 1:24:15 GMT
My sis told me these once.
What do you get when you roll a quarter down a street in Mexico? The population of Mexico.
Who's the richest man in Mexico? The guy who gets the quarter.
I made these up myself. They're "You Might Be a Redneck Jokes."
You might be a redneck if you have more square yards of duct tape and cardboard than carpet.
You might be a redneck if you have more NASCAR hats hanging on your wall than miles on your car.
Uhh, that's all I got for now I guess.
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Post by XbrokenXdreamerX on May 26, 2005 1:26:24 GMT
haha! that was funny.
here is one and if it already on here,i'm sorry.
a man walks into a bar and aske the bartender if he can have a free beer. "if you show me something amazing," the bartender sya. so the man pulls out a frog and sits it down in front of the bartender. all of a sudden the frog starts to sing. "holy shit," the bartender says as he pulls out a beer and hands it to the man. soon the man is done and asks if he can have another beer. "if you can show me something else MORE amazing," the bartender said. so the man pulls out a mini piano along with the frog and the frog starts to sing and play piano. "holy shit," the bartender says as he pulls out a beer and hands it to the man. the man is soon done with his ber and ask for another free one. "if you can show me something even MORE amazing," the bartender says. so the man pulls out a rat and sits it on the frog and they start having a duet and the rat dances. the bartender gives the man a beer and a talent scout walks over. "i will give you $100 for that rat," so the man agree's. the talent scout walks out grinning from ear to ear. "why the fuck would you give him that amazing rat for only $100?" the bartender says. "cuz the frog's a ventriloquist," the man answers.
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Post by XbrokenXdreamerX on May 26, 2005 1:34:57 GMT
okay. i have another one. and again. if this was is already on here i am truly sorry.
3 midgets walk into Guiness Book of World Records. "I have the smallest finger!" one midget yelles. "I have the smallest ear!"one midget yelles. "I have the smallest penis!" the other yelled. one by one they all went into the office of a man to see if they really did have the smallest ear,finger,and dick. "I DO have the smallest finger!" the 1st midget yelled after he walked out. "I DO have the smallest finger!" the 2nd midget yelled after he walked out of the office. "Who the hell is Benji Madden?" the 3rd midget,the one who said he had the smallest penis asked when he walked out of the office.
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Post by DCOTN on May 26, 2005 1:40:27 GMT
Like, that last one was sO funni.
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Post by My Name Is: Lyndall on May 28, 2005 3:29:24 GMT
that last one was funny, cruel but funny....i have some blonde jokes....
A blonde got fired from an M&M's factory....why??
Cause she through out all the ones that had W on them.
A blonde ahs a sore belly button...why??
She ahs a blonde boyfriend.
A blonde goes to the doctors cause she feels sick..
Doctor: Congradulations your pregnant.
Blonde: Is it mine?
i thought they were funny...sorry if you ahve heard before.....i will have to think of the others i have!!
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Im In L.O.V.E
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everybody will be left out....
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Post by Im In L.O.V.E on Jun 14, 2005 2:28:32 GMT
lmao the midget one was realy funny! and the last one too!
i have some jokes! soem old ones but still have some!
how many dead poeple are in a cimetry?
all of them!
why do cimetry(sp?) have those wierd gates?
goes every one is diying to get in!
my mom told me those when we past in front of a cemetry and i realy asked why the gates...or fenses were like that....
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Post by PublicEyeSuicide on Jun 15, 2005 22:47:19 GMT
why did the blonde keep taking off and putting on the pepsi bottle cap back on? because it said sorry, try again.
yo mama's so dumb, she stuck a phone up here ass and thought she was making a booty call.
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Post by Im In L.O.V.E on Jun 16, 2005 0:41:11 GMT
lmao
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Post by protegemoi on Jun 16, 2005 17:28:08 GMT
this is one of the funniest i heard today...
knock knock? whos there? hula. hula who? p.
lmao.
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Post by DCOTN on Jun 16, 2005 17:56:11 GMT
-is slow- what?
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Post by protegemoi on Jun 16, 2005 20:47:37 GMT
hula who....p hula hoo.....p
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Post by Im In L.O.V.E on Jun 16, 2005 23:25:09 GMT
huh? dont get it
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Post by protegemoi on Jun 18, 2005 15:03:23 GMT
crisps?
*shakes head*
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