Raab Himself
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Post by Raab Himself on Jan 23, 2005 1:48:37 GMT
okay, this is what my jounal would look like if I was a snob.
like, oh my god! I totally didn't the skate board I wanted for christmas! like, that is SO totally un fair! like, YEAH!
daddy is SUCH a dork, he totally said Aryn can't come over any more! ugh! and it's like soo unfair Mark is still mad at me for like, no reason or something!
okay, this is what I'm really like.
this bitch at Victoria Secret was looking at me and Aryn all weird the other day as if she'd never seen a guy in there! well....... we did just want to maybe catch a glimpse in the dressing rooms....... but........ she was still a bitch to us! we're paying customers (not really) but she COULD have been a little more kind and polite!
my friend Aryn can't come over any more cuz he plays too many pranks at my house and it REALLY pisses off my bro Mark and my dad. (nerd!)
hey...... maybe my dad got more play boys.... *runs to find them, only to be smacked by Knox* sorry boss! I promise to be a good little Raab Himself!
*runs back to find the mags*
Hehee! Just a guy!
-Mr. Himself
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Re_Knoxville
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I rule. You suck. -Knoxville
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Post by Re_Knoxville on Jan 23, 2005 2:16:58 GMT
That's right! You stay away from those magazines, Mr. Himself! That is...unless you're reading them while taking a shit in one of the display tiolets at Lowe's. Then I guess it's okay. -The Boss  |
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Post by punxz on Jan 23, 2005 2:19:40 GMT
You sound cool!and your Friend Aryn sounds great!i have nothing to do around my school so i stole candy from my scince teacher,walked out of detention,and cuse at the teachers!it's fun,i'm tring so hard to get supened,i bring my lucky sharpie everywhere with me But you sound the a great person and i see no point in your dad not letting Aryn come over
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Raab Himself
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Post by Raab Himself on Jan 23, 2005 2:40:34 GMT
eh, well my big bro Mark ain't too happy about Aryn taking a shit on his skate board.... and.... he's not happy about him coming into the house dressed as party boy (just a thong) and dancing around..... and.... Aryn plays a lot of pranks at my house, though it's fine by me, Mark and dad don't like it..... But, Aryn shall return! I'll call him right now and tell him to sneak in after dinner! MUAHAHAHAAHAAAHAAAAHAAAAA!!!!!!!
-Mr. Himself of the Jackassness
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Post by punxz on Jan 23, 2005 2:44:18 GMT
MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!Aryn is cool!i want friends here in this cramp hole-suposed to be great city!but you guys fucking rock and your gonna make it one day then they'll be like"Brother,your the bestest brother ever!May i have 10,000 dollars?"
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Re_Knoxville
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Post by Re_Knoxville on Jan 23, 2005 6:25:50 GMT
I won't let Himself give Mark any money! Mark's stupid. Geez...getting Aryn kicked out...the bastard!
-Knoxville
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Raab Himself
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Post by Raab Himself on Jan 26, 2005 2:50:55 GMT
today after school, Aryn and I went to the mall to cause some trouble.  we decided to go into Claire's and act like total idiots, like always. Aryn said to the clerk in this gay sounding voice, "where's the pink feather scarfs?" and the lady's like, "uh... you mean the boas? um.... over... there........." she pointed over to this rack with these ugly-as-hell "boa" things or however you spell them.... anyway, Aryn grabs them ALL and throws them all on and waltz around the room and then grabs a bunch of over-sized necklaces and throws them all on. then walks up the lady and says, "ain't I per-rity?" the lady doesn't know what to say then I jump in and say, oh yes, Aryn? Bea-utiful!" he smiles all goofy, gives the clerk a hug from behing the counter, then we rips off all the crap he put on, then we run out of the stoor and laugh our asses off around the corner. then I'm like, "Aryn, did you plan that all or something?" he's like, "yeah dude! that was so funny! did you see that bitch's face?!" then I say, "Aryn, you are one weird dude!" then we just stand there for a minute and then he laughs, let's go buy something at Victoria's Secret and try to return it at the tire department at Sears!" @---;--;------ rose for you... rose for you... @---;--;------ Aren't I charmin'? ~~~Sir Raab of Himself~~~ |
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Re_Knoxville
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Post by Re_Knoxville on Jan 26, 2005 3:43:50 GMT
@---;--;------ rose for you, too!!
-Knoxville
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Fat ass kitty(with a necklace?)! by Knox....and maybe Bluey. But
just a little. I really did it.
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Raab Himself
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Post by Raab Himself on Feb 7, 2005 2:00:27 GMT
~I like squiggle lines~
Yesterday Aryn was pushing me in a shopping cart at Rite-Aid the other day and we ran into this 40-year-old dude who got knocked into this rack of reading glasses and he's all, "WHAT THE HELL IS GOIN' ON HERE?!"
So Aryn says, "Shopping cart practice, boss's orders, man."
So I say, "Yeah, gotta work up some more speed and crashing accuracy."
But, now that's just another store we're not allowed in any more..... Off to Home Depot! We're still allowed there! Aryn! Grab a cart and head for the ceiling-fan section! Climb the shelves and ride one!
~Charmin' Jake of Oregon, at your service~
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Re_Knoxville
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Post by Re_Knoxville on Feb 7, 2005 2:31:28 GMT
Keep up the shopping cart practice! You two need to be in prime condition for proper pranking! Go bother Lowe's, though. They're bastards!
-Knox
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Post by RiaBaby on Feb 8, 2005 21:54:12 GMT
okay, this is what my jounal would look like if I was a snob. like, oh my god! I totally didn't the skate board I wanted for christmas! like, that is SO totally un fair! like, YEAH! daddy is SUCH a dork, he totally said Aryn can't come over any more! ugh! and it's like soo unfair Mark is still mad at me for like, no reason or something! okay, this is what I'm really like. this bitch at Victoria Secret was looking at me and Aryn all weird the other day as if she'd never seen a guy in there! well....... we did just want to maybe catch a glimpse in the dressing rooms....... but........ she was still a bitch to us! we're paying customers (not really) but she COULD have been a little more kind and polite! my friend Aryn can't come over any more cuz he plays too many pranks at my house and it REALLY pisses off my bro Mark and my dad. (nerd!) hey...... maybe my dad got more play boys.... *runs to find them, only to be smacked by Knox* sorry boss! I promise to be a good little Raab Himself! *runs back to find the mags* Hehee! Just a guy! -Mr. Himself wow, there's absolutely no difference between those two. Either way, you sound like a complete fucking turd. |
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Re_Knoxville
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Post by Re_Knoxville on Feb 8, 2005 23:47:55 GMT
On behalf of Mr. Himself, I would like to say thank you. It is our job as Jackasses to annoy any and every person we possibly can.
-Knoxville
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Raab Himself
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Post by Raab Himself on Feb 9, 2005 4:43:03 GMT
wow, there's absolutely no difference between those two. Either way, you sound like a complete fucking turd. Turd? So is the brown lump Aryn left on my brother Mark's skate board. Maybe we should leave one in your mailbox. |
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Re_Knoxville
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Post by Re_Knoxville on Feb 16, 2005 2:38:46 GMT
Great sig, Senn and Aryn. I think Steve-O likes it!  -Knox |
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Post by x_Weird at Heart_x on Feb 27, 2005 0:38:08 GMT
hey guys you probly dont know me but im jess knox told me to come on here she said all you guys were wicked so i thought id see for myself
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we decided to go into Claire's and act like total idiots, like always.
